My nephew. He took a piece off of one of those foam balls and stuck it up his nose. No one had a clue until it started smelling weird a couple weeks later.

The photo is cute. Keep rocking that bikini, Ariel!

This is a great show, everyone should watch it. The musical numbers are inspired. And it’s a great pairing with Jane the Virgin. So actually that’s two shows that everyone should watch.

My sister-in-law wanted Taco Bell for her entire first pregnancy, like we’d drive by a Taco Bell and she would demand we stop. I would joke to her that she was going to give birth to a baby burrito. After her daughter was born, she would wrap her up in the little swaddling blankets and call her a mini burrito.

It’s a trick. There is no offseason in the NFL anymore.

Couple things here.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

Aw, I loved Bunheads. Especially the second season. And it ended on such a high note and it was such a kick in the teeth when they canceled it.

I think they must have surveyed these people before they drank their black coffee in the morning. Because I know I can be a wee bit psychopathic (translation: CROSS ME AND I’LL KILL YOU) before I’ve had my first few sips.

Putting a large pinch or so of coffee grounds in your brownie batter makes the brownies heavenly (I learned this tip from Ina Garten and she would never lie about brownies). Or you can try chili powder to make the chocolate really pop.

Grew up in Minnesota but went to school at UW-Madison, and in western-southern Wisconsin they say “soda.” I got enough funny looks when I said “pop” that I forced myself to start saying “soda” and I’ve never looked back.

She’s really pretty but her acting has been terrible to forgettable in every Bollywood movie I’ve ever seen her in.

No, it’s that every time the offense is “revolutionized,” the defenses are quick to catch up and then the “revolutionary” offense just becomes another wrinkle in a regular old NFL offense. Like the wildcat.

Boise runs a spread offense. Schools like Alabama, Arkansas, Wisconsin run pro-style offenses.

I’m begging you, Deadspin, find another college football writer. This one is the worst. I was so excited to see Deadspin actually previewing college football and the actual writeups were like the biggest letdown ever. At least Drew’s Why Your Team Sucks writeups are amusing. Nick Martin’s writeups are painful.

Uh, TCU wasn’t in the Mountain West in 2000. They were in the WAC and CUSA before that. In fact they were only in the same conference (MWC) as Boise for a year — 2011. As for their “era” of beating the shit out of the Big 12, that era has lasted an entire year.