PRAISE CASTING JEBUS

What happened to you, AV Club? You used to be cool.

Call off the search, ladies and gentlemen; with this sixth (!) placing, we have found literally the world's biggest Star Trek: Insurrection fan.

I went to that with friends and some other people in the theatre got really upset with how often and hard we kept laughing. But c'mon - "You eyein' my lemon drink?"

I feel like they probably fell afoul of the "not actually technically a good (or perhaps not good but *worthy*) film" that Sean laments with the exclusion of Talladega Nights (hilarious), but 21 Jump Street – and then, *somehow* 22 Jump Street – are two of the more out -and-out funny films of recent times.

It's one of those unfortunate movies (see also: Pirates of the Caribbean) where the reputation of the original as a great film has been all but destroyed by its series of increasingly inferior sequels.

Man, I am always trying to proselytise people on The Emperor's New Groove. One of my all time favourites.
"May I be excused? I've been turned into a cow."

(Tommen puts down crown, picks up cat)

Good point. It's a shame to think of something this epic potentially getting rushed along because of boring old reality, I guess.

She's just idly flipping through the card catalogue.

So the first 4 episodes of season 7 is just Sam doing research in the library, right? Just tonnes of sequences of exciting cross-referencing.

Their "we're going to make you into a proper woman" MRA club was probably the most effective horror of the season.

Oh God, it's going to go tragically pear-shaped for John Clare and I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT.

I have always thought that "The Mariner's Revenge Song" by The Decemberists is just waiting to be turned into a Tim Burton film (but from Tim Burton's "back when he was still good" period).

Agreed. You can definitely see any 10 second scene where Sansa goes to the raven-master and goes "Hey raven master, send this to Littlefinger, repeat, Littlefinger" being first on the chopping block in the editing stage (probably even at the screenplay editing stage).

Like the friend of a good friend who's not really actually *your* friend – and you generally don't do things together by yourselves – but you still end up hanging with / talking to them a lot at parties, at the movies, or when you're struggling against the demonic forces of Lucifer.

I find myself rather hoping Rusk isn't dead as well, although it looked pretty fatal. I guess we'll just have to hope " he slides to the ground greviously injured, but we don't actually see his body" is being used in that typical TV code way (hey, worked on Game of Thrones this week.)

Hope I am wrong! Just like I hope Hodor is somehow still alive. We never saw his body, right? …RIGHT?!

Sadly if I had to guess when we'll check in with Dolorous Edd again, it would be that it will be when he's playing the role of "Relatable Human Face of the Horror" as one of the first victims when the White Walkers overrun the wall.

Edd is still operating under a Night's Watch oath, though. (Unless that, after the ructions that particular organisation has undergone recently, anyone who is left is now basically thinking "To hell with it, anything goes WOOOOO!"