Yeah, this is Coen brother’s levels of crazypants.

yeah, i’m not sure i’ve ever seen 3D letters on a sign before

There were a million better ways to help his family than attempting to discredit the very real problem of how law enforcement unfairly targets people of color and while dialing up the racism.

Look I don’t want to be shitty about this but I’ve observed graffiti and vandalization of campus group flyers supporting #blacklivesmatter all year at this point.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

Um, yeah. If their businesses were really on the up and up, they’d have payroll records. Hope the IRS comes knocking.

As a former “fresh off the boat” immigrant (what people have called me and my family) I completely believe the nytimes article. You want to meet people who exploit immigrants? Look at their closest community first and foremost. Talk about brutal. This is one area where I think that the “evil white man” is only one of…

See? THAT is how you respond to an Internet shaming.

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

Sure, then when they arrive at their next relationship and take that out on a whole new woman who didn’t find them unattractive at all, they perpetuate their own disappointment. Rejection is hard for everyone but bitterness is universally unattractive.

I’m pretty short and I’m not at all turned off by short guys - my last boyfriend was barely 5’5”. But you know what is really unattractive? Short guys who are furious about it and think that they were betrayed by the universe, that they ought to have had some much better life than whatever disappointment they’ve…

We didn’t make any changes for the better here in sunny AZ. Our new governor’s main platform seems to be taking money away from education and giving it to private prison companies. Because those little snot-nosed school kids will probably end up there anyway, amirite? They don’t need no stinkin’ schooling!

What planet are you living on?

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

I can never properly put into words why I dislike him so much as a person and an author. Thank you for articulating it so adroitly.

Given how the man writes sex, its a fair assumption that he’s not fucking regularly anyway, but I wanna just be sure.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

I am going to try to say this with as little condescension as possible: I can only assume that you have no knowledge of the history of the relationship between white progressives and race. White liberals have NOT been the friends of black people. They have been the slightly lesser of two heinous evils.

I think being one bad day away from being a gibbering, froth-mouthed loon is basically The Human Condition. All that stands between this woman and the rest of us is beer, lorazepam, and the fervent hope that we might get laid tonight if we can just keep it together for just a little longer.

Ah service jobs (food/retail/anything). Where pretty much everyone has at least one story that ends with “and then I went and cried in the bathroom.”