Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy always had the moral high ground.

It was in the early ‘80’s and he was a like a stealth bomber in the classroom. Honestly, we were an entitled bunch of brats and he let us have it. But I think we all grew up a lot by the time he was done with us. And we were aware that being taught by him was a rare experience. Elie Weisel and Isaac Asimov were also…

Sounds like some typical Liberal Tolerance workshopping right there. If only these kids knew how much your Liberalism was working in their favor.

I wish I had known about this before I took a couple of classes with Howard Zinn.

Wait, indoctrination via the dismantling of a young adult’s worldview is bad. The boogeyman du jour does this in the same way as the military.

“Ignore the fact that other countries abolished slavery before the United States, because Jeebus.”

OK. I’ll bite.

Yeah, I just kind of went on a rant about different negs. I wasn’t meaning you - the person who said that really shouldn’t have. Hell, if you’re not interested, you don’t have to say anything like that. I was just flying off the handle about people who walk in and do the above.

To all of you girls out there:”I apologize for those douchebags.” I had a date where I didn’t know what to say to the girl and I told her just that, instead of some insecure remark. She helped me out that memorable day by telling me: “Just say you’re happy to see me...”

Starred for “Catalano’d”.

There are WAY nicer ways of phrasing things like that

A professional doucherag once said to my friend (who he’d slept with and Catalano’d), “you would be the perfect person if only you were thinner.”

“You look very clean today.”

Thank you. I find it really ironic when men claim they can’t work with women because their sexual impulses interfere with their ability to be professional, and then they turn around and say women are not professional because they are too emotional. Excuse me, but what are sexual impulses if not feelings?!?!? Who is…

Men are raised to believe that their boner really, really matters.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I wish he was much, much further left than he is, that’s for sure.

No, but I would totally fuck Louie CK.

Men are lucky they don’t need so much stuff to be empowered.

Times I’ve been called/referred as “lady lawyer”, directly while on a phone call in almost 10 years as a lawyer: 7. SEVEN FUCKING TIMES. By seven different people. And, there is never a good use of “lady lawyer.”