If she wasn’t before, the brain damage she just suffered made her one.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin’ down the bunny trail
Hippity hoppin’, an ass whoopin’s on its way

Dramatic reenactment of the event:

Someone on Twitter called her David Duke’s maid and that’s how I’m referring to her from now on.

I’m nearly 100% sure you’re just trolling but I still want to call you an idiot.

Did a dog write this comment? 

I hope she runs for Congress. We need her there. If everybody popular runs for president, Democrats will hurt in the Senate races for 2020. Looking at you, Beto.

I’m not surprised because everyone knows that Juandalynn is a ancient name that means, try me, and I’ll fuck you up.

I am replying to myself and my own article to let the record show that I am not racist since I wear white after Labor Day.

“Just say you’ve internalized toxic white attitudes about what good English is.” I hope you are not suggesting that the ability to speak English properly is a white trait. You might want to investigate your own biases and internalized white supremacy. There are plenty of white people who don’t speak proper English and…

You’re doing some serious victim blaming to defend something that shouldn’t be defended. If Cardi had been beaten up, drugged, or robbed by any of these men I don’t think we would be hearing any of this “situational hazard” bullshit because she was engaging in prostitution which is illegal.

Sandy Duncan and Nick Fury do have 1 thing in common.

If the President gig doesn’t work out for Trump, it seems that the Mariah Carey assistant job is right up his alley.

He’ll be needing that straw now.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

im hungarian, i wanna put that chicken in paprikash. :P

in a related story, when she says “its delicious” at the end, im pretty sure she can write that off on her taxes as a charitable donation.

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