I love this so much that I have to put it in here even though I know this is from a print ad, not a Hollywood movie; let’s just conclude the creative types putting together the shoot come from the same gene pool.

But then there would be a NY transit worker that actually wants to work. This would be a precedent that could result in catastrophic events. It has been a long established rule that in order to work for the NY Port Authority you must actively hate humanity, hate infrastructure and not want the job, but are related…

Yeah, honestly that’s the best solution. The guy is non-violent and someone with autism spectrum disorder is probably very well suited for jobs like toll operator or even a train conductor, which require fastidiousness and repetition (probably why he was attracted to them in the first place). Even if they put him on a…

So he got das boot?

(I’ll show myself out)

A.J. ruined Deadspin, as Leitch would have not allowed this to run without a plausibly deniable Dick Pound reference.

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually

Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave! Heave! Everybody!! HEEAAAAAVEEEE!!!!!!! *Probe slams into the coupling*

Lots of people served in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. I suspect that most of them weren’t giant pieces of shit like Westmoreland.

What, General William “The Oriental doesn’t put the same high price on life as does a Westerner...We value life and human dignity. They don’t care about life and human dignity,” Westmoreland isn’t a useful figure for modern society? You don’t say.

“Wow, General Westmoreland, I’m in awe of meeting the guy who is only back in this country here in 1969 because of how royally he fucked up the Vietnam War for the last 4.5 years. I’m in absolute of awe of how badly you fucked up the Tet Offensive.”

Anyone who has ever been in awe of William fucking Westmoreland should be banned from running for any political office for life.

“Houston, we have a problem.”

The look on his face is priceless because he knows what’s coming. It’s the classic ‘oh no I’m about to get kicked in the nuts’ look.

Oh no, here comes a cavalcade of white dudes feigning outrage at the blackface in this video. “I was told blackface was wrong!” They’ll shout. “I don’t fully grasp the concept of context!”

For when the One Sports Network comes

I’m going to nominate the Swedish warship Vasa, built in the years 1626-1628. She capsized and sank within sight of the thousands of well-wishers and dignitaries who came to see her off, less than a mile from the wharf from which she departed in August, 1628.

Prince Ali

You know the old saying “Racist on Sunday, Crash on Monday”

Inside job by Panthers themselves, if you think about it.