2 minutes for ruffing.

Well there's Toyota

... So you live in Huntsville...

You can understand the confusion when you consider members of both websites have penalties marked off in yardage.

His behavior is a normal human reaction to getting punched in the face. We get it, you're more chivalrous than us. Go enjoy all that pussy that gets thrown at you.

I think you have that the other way around. If you are a girl, or a smaller man, you do not punch an 18 year old athlete in the face for no good reason. Nothing good will come of it. It is funny how you expect the 18 year old guy to act reasonably after being punched in the face, publicly, but apparently do not…

If she didn't punch first, she wouldn't have gotten punched last.

Mulder: Look at this, Scully, there has been another unsubstantiated Defender sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away.

The Duke has a certain ring to it, a la Escape from New York:

Tens of thousands of Central American refugees at our southwest border. A war in Gaza. A terror crisis in Iraq. A mediocre economic recovery. A student loan disaster. These are some of the things happening right now, and you guys are genuinely pissed that the White House won't expend political capital to help a…

These 138,469 people did not pay attention in middle school government class. Or high school government class. Or understand how our government works at all.

To be fair, the White House really has no authority in this matter. Congress could intervene (interestingly enough, it's about the only valid use of the Commerce Clause I've seen lately), but I simply don't see Congress doing anything other than sit with one hand pointing at the other guy and the other thumb up their…

Next to the halls of montezuma

Cleveland knows a thing or two about burning bridges.

Why did you turn?

Witnesses report having heard the Golf yell, 'This is for you, 918!' immediately before the wreck.

as for his Hall of Fame bust?

I honestly think he makes some really good points that probably got lost in the fact that he was just exasperated. I don't think his rant was wrong as much as it was probably ineffective. Firstly — the Iraqi's probably don't see him as actually risking his life. I'm guessing they perceive him as pretty close to…

I love the assumption in the comments that Americans don't understand multiethnic, multi-religious societies, even though the USA is the most multi-ethnic, multi-religious society since the Mongol Empire, and definitely the most diverse democracy the world has ever known.

Of course not. Where's the cartoon characters? The exploding piles of cash graphics? The relevant pun-based allusions to the reality shows of the times (as featured in Cribbin' With the Earl of Caithness)?