NFL security is currently busy awaiting/searching for security footage proving that such receptacles exist.

+2 game suspension for the wife dropkick

Mr. DeMuro! As a Volkswagen owner, I will let you know that my passenger door hasn't fallen off (yet)!

"Hmm... .819. ...uh oh."

They have their radio ads playing all the time out here in Ventura about the "friendly, helpful SoCal Honda dealers", random acts of helpfulness or whatever.

I'm familiar with the area.

Hey now, it isn't all defense companies working hard to justify their own existences in Huntsville.

As a teen, my first car was a 2001 Ford Mustang, with manual.

If only that soldier had checked his "privilege", then he could have the support of the Gawker Media commentariat!

Of course, being a lease, there's a 12,000 mi/yr driving limit, so he can't soak Hyundai by putting 50,000 free hydrogen miles on the first year. Though he might be able to fill up a bunch of beach balls and rubber rafts with free hydrogen, if he wanted some really dangerous homemade blimps.

I regret that I have but one +1 to give to this image.

This.

What a killjoy.

I SURE AM GLAD THAT JOHN DAVIS AND MOTORWEEK IS BACK, EVEN FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE.

I'll try to go through this line by line here.

If I may, I'd like to attempt to further refine this example.

Been there done that (EDIT: In regards to the nonsensical nature of the acquisition process. Seriously, some of that shit is mindboggling).

I'm going to hop in here and say that I do work for the government. In the acquisitions field, actually.

I'm sure someone here would find some way that that supercar was a waste of taxpayer funds because complaining about the spending of monies that was already spent is a productive way of shaping future policy.

The PTY/CAT button, native to many fine Subarus. Experts have been debating what this button actually does since it found its way into Japanese cars over a decade ago. Some say that when this button is pressed, somewhere in the world, a random putty cat is killed. Others say that it puts your car in "PARTY CAT" mode,…