Who the fuck does Don Jr. think he’s kidding by acting like he spends any time or effort being a father to his children?

“When is it appropriate to let my boys (9, 7 and 6 years old) that there’s no future for them?”

They already know their last name, right? 

Beyonce Knowles-Carter 2020.

I was hoping there was a Jedi off screen plunging his lightsaber into the Squatter-in-chief.

I definitely get the fascination with seeing butlers and maids and stuff in a real person’s house, because that would fascinate me, too. But how could you not feel at least a little bit gross about being in that situation?

Jesus, between this and Monday’s “oh, look, the Republicans have a sad about losing so they’re passing some laws” piece, it’s like there’s a Bad Take Olympics and the NYT is gunning for the team trophy.

I especially enjoy her rants about the liberal elite, written no doubt, in her luxury Manhattan apartment or one of her parents’ 12 homes.

This dude is 39 years old.

Each of her Navy dads hit a single. Meghan was put in as a pinch-runner for great-gradnpappy since he’s, you know, dead, and then some schmo got intentionally walked. Now that she’s in, the pitcher’s back to 105-mph spitballs.

This story probably gave Tucker Carlson a boner.  

This seems like the kind of idea an undercover cop would suggest to an activist group. 

Yeah, I don’t see how burning down the Wisconsin state house or any public space is the best way to get your point across.

If a conscientious citizen they will at least rake the forest floor first before going on a pyromaniac spree so no worries. And state capitol, too much stone to catch fire.

Felony arson in New York requires a building, but I kind of feel like they’re not going to give you the benefit of the doubt when you’re the guy who incinerated a 40 foot tall tree on national TV. (And god forbid Rock Center gets any smoke damage, because that probably gets you to a felony).

I hate to be a wet blanket here, but I’m pretty sure what you’re suggesting is arson, which is not just a simple misdemeanor for a civil disturbance, but rather a felony that carries some very severe penalties, including a possible multiple year prison sentence.

This reads like a concocted boogeyman story from Fox News. 

Apparently they both did. I remembered Josh Freeman, but he didn’t look anything like that guy. There was a period of a few weeks where Bill Simmons was ready to call Josh Freeman the next big thing. Josh Freeman sucked. 

We all know that desks are nuclear bomb proof, like fridges, so do your best to get under there.

for all the chest beating and spouting off 45 does with every other country, he sure does act like a pussy against Russia and Saudi Arabia.  Wonder why that is...