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Book Gritty! He might be able to fit you in between the anti-fascism marches he has scheduled that month!

New Rule: anyone that was cool with the GOP inventing $2 trillion out of thin air for freebies for people with yachts that have tiny yachts inside doesn’t get to demand how we pay for people who need chemotherapy treatments.

AOC’s snark game is on point.

I bet someone forgot the password. And forgot the password to the email address connected to their Twitter. And forgot the password for that email address’ backup address

“We’re going to ignore Gerrymandering as the leading cause of all this bullshit, because neither party wants to actually have their numbers regulated by a third party.... So instead we’ll pitch the idea of civilly breaking up states.”

“It says right there, “Dewey Defeats Truman!”  Must go with election night call, not this fake news, Democrat stealing the election!”

Hey now, I [wish to throttle dozens of people who] resemble that remark!

Hanging around long past his usefulness? What is this guy, a baby boomer in middle management?

“A goal, a minor penalty, and a major penalty is what we’ll call a Tom Wilson Hat Trick.”

I’m a nurse and I drive a white Toyota... Camry. That still counts, right? Right?

Also needs a custom plate “MRSHMLW” or “ROASTED” come to mind

I think it worked the other way around. Businesses have been doing this for time out of mind (at least since the 1980s). I think modern sports owners learned it from the biz community.

BFG did offer to replace his tires.... its buried somewhere in those 4.500+ replies/comments... 

This story uncovers two things everyone already knows: NOTHING can stop a Toyota truck and nurses are bad-ass and save lives. Still, it’s cool as hell.

More shout out to that bulldozer driver needed. Would love to get a detailed story on that bamf.

The whole thing is despicable. Giving the poor basic necessities is “hand outs” and they should “pull themselves up by their own bootstraps,” but handing out billions to one of the wealthiest companies on Earth is good for the public? Fuck that. Got to love late stage capitalism!

I’ll share Stephanie Ruhle as she reported this story this morning (her opinion comporting entirely with HamNo):

I’m curious how much of this was learned from watching owners of sports teams hold cities hostage or they’d move the team somewhere more willing to foot the bill for new arenas and stadiums that the team owners would then get sweetheart deals so they get all of the profit with none of the expenditures.

I have worked in government economic development. So, in addition to commenting on the Bear of the Week I feel I can comment here as well! LOL.