@Sleet: "Following the release of God of War for the PlayStation 2, David Jaffe was eager to create another story-based game."

Images like that limit your corporate readership.

Does the book self-ignite if it loses it's connection to the internet?

@Revenge_of_Nekojin: A lot of users are experiencing CRC errors during installation.

@danielkza: 2nded - This is due to nothing but good old fashioned laziness, and nothing else. Put two coders on the project and have it completed in 72 hours.

@AncientUnknown1: Supporting them only encourages this kind of behavior in the future.

@MrBounce: Army of Two was lacking compared to more than just the recent shooters...

@jsho12: That is ZAGAT rated troll meat right there.

@gessvt: Adam Carolla, Joe Rogan, and... MYSELF!

@FrankRizzo: Put them on the grassy knoll, not the press box.

@twinturbo2: People are morons because they like real tracks in their racing?

@Campisi: Speed skating is not a prominent weekly televised sport with a significant national following. I (and most everyone else) currently have zero desire to watch speed skating. Now if they threw in a figure 8 track with a lot of crashes, turns and elevation changes...

@huevosrancheros: I bought an AMC Concord for a couple hundreds bucks when I was in HS. It was an excellent off-road jumper and tolerated an unbelievable amount of abuse before a rock put a hole through it's oil pan...

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: If you love to haul ass and move furniture simultaneously, what better better option did you have in the early 90s? The dynamics were not significantly worse than the Mustangs and IROCs of the era...

@Timstuff: They are all dead, most have just refused to accept it.

@Jarol: There is a lot of middle ground between naivety and paranoia. You must be one of those few with 'absolutely nothing to hide'.

@Chris Hanson's Axe:

@Bobby BoJangles: Actually... it could result in a 'rash of deaths'.

@Papercutninja : They race front wheel drive Scion TCs. Of course that race is going to be slow (and still more entertaining than NASCAR). Now imagine an untrained celebrity race with Camaros, Mustangs, M3s, and Challengers (caged, modded suspension, no traction or stability controls). Do you see how much better…

Wait... there are people out there who actually plan on buying 'Army of Two'?