Although the OP has good intentions, I think any article that is mentioning hedge funds to an individual, non-registered investors is off base. First, you wont qualify (based on insufficient assets), and second, they’re extremely expensive, fee wise, to invest in. For most retail investors, a mix of diversified ETFs,…

In my opinion the advice for “normal people” to invest a certain % in alternatives is just way too general. I would advise not to invest any % in anything that you do not understand. Look very closely at how risky these investments are and make sure you are comfortable with that risk. The other question is to consider…

They only have four officers working the event because the Lynx have such a pathetic draw. Look how fast mine is though! *pulls and reholsters gun a few times*

To Protect and Serve...unless, you know, you say something kinda mean. Then I’m gonna skate because I don’t have to put up with this.

If someone isn’t emotionally secure enough to handle a protest statement by a WNBA team in front of about 7,000 people without throwing a tantrum, that person probably shouldn’t also be a police officer.

When I saw the trunks, I just assumed Carrot Top was going to be the closing act.

I was just in Vegas talking about whether Bill Simmons sucks now with my buddies Gonzo, Roach, and J-Shart. We all used to read him back in college when the four of us shared a house. Back then, I’d read Page 2 on my laptop while I was dropping the kids off at the pool, until freaking J-Shart would break in and drop…

i miss the old bill simmons

Plus, Howard went to Sirius immediately after the end of his terrestrial radio contract and gave his fans plenty of notice and lots of advertising to Sirius before the move, Simmons has been MIA for almost a year save for a podcast that hasn’t really been advertised anywhere that I can tell. The ONLY reason anyone…

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