My boyfriend said "totes jealz" to me the other day. I nearly died.

HA! Good call.

I wouldn't call that an "attack"

Billy Crystal promoted some movie within the first 30 seconds of his opening montage.

is Diddy actually parting his hair? Is that real? Can you part hair that short?

I can't believe those security like pulled Cohen away. I mean, that was a terrible gag but to manhandle him? That guy is an INVITED GUEST.

I agree. $10 says Robin Williams comes out at some point tonight and does his Gospel Woman impression too.

I agree.

It isn't offensive, it is just a character he's been doing for years.

I'm offended because of its irrelevancy

Blackface comedy is as hip and relevant as the 2012 Oscars host.

I know, I know, BUT it is the fasted rising varietal, mostly for young beginning drinkers. I am a Millennial as well, but also a sommelier and study wine marketing. As long as more Americans start drinking, bring it in. They have to start somewhere, I guess. BUT that doesn't mean it needs to be advertised with such…

This is terrible marketing. But sweet moscato is the fastest growing wine style in America right now, and you can thank first time drinkers and Millennials for the sweet wine trend. It's a good thing that people are drinking more wine, regardless of what it is. This marketing, however, is fucking mindless and probably…

hearted.

So they can ask the president for a long form birth certificate to prove he was born in the states, but we can't give the candidates IQ tests?

Sad Panda!

I lost my She-Ra action figures down drainpipes when I was a kid.

Michigan Humane Society YOU GET ALL MY MONEY.

resistance is futile.

ohh, Sasha.. It is time to Lipsynch for Your Life, girl.