Paltrow has no charisma. "im gonna wing it?". just saying 'here are the nominees' and 'the winner is...' is NOT winging it.

that was pretty short- looks like 2011 was a good year for holding on to people

Seriously. How much of Hollywood is run by the Church of Scientology? Giving her camera-time is probably written into the Scientology by-laws.

MOSS MOSS MOSS!

!!!

ugh i wish the lonely island would go away.

But JILL was the best one!

I'm a sommelier and often taste between 6 to 24 glasses of wine a DAY. WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME?!

i bet the ingredients and nutritional information on the back label are in comic sans, too.

what is this, 1962?

Let's see what FoxNews says. $10 says their next headline is "NASA, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION STICKING BEHIND MOON LANDING HOAX"

Geisha isn't a bad thing, it doesn't mean prostitute, nor is it used in a negative way. So, why would it be sad if someone looked at it and thought Geisha instead of 'Red kimono princess"?

if i dont have coffee at some point in the first half of the day, i will have awful headaches at the end of the day. or i won't get out of bed at all on my day off.

he is an absolute idiot. This guy doesn't think the earth is older than 6,000 years old. Idiot.

i couldn't imagine what it must be like cleaning out her belly button.

i can't believe she's only 17. With all that makeup and.. whatever else.. she looks like one of those MILF-wannabe over-40 'cougar' types from Real Housewives of Orange County. sad.

MAYBE THEY SHOULD BE ASKED TO WEAR CONDOMS INSTEAD.

no, but in suburban/rural areas, 10-15% seems to be the norm. tip percentage is historically higher in urban centers

I don't understand how revered Kate Moss is on Jezebel. Outcry for 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' to "OMG her breakout underage super skinny slight nudity oh but we're covering up our lust for kate moss' perfection by talking about the photographer instead."

I appreciate the chart saying "total cost of service". excellent. Also, always tip on the total cost of service before a discount (looking at you, groupon users). but unless you are in suburban, middle america, the tip should be 18-20%, never %15 unless its subpar service.