oh, another horse-faced privileged socialite. great.

@CanuckGrrl: i was going to say, how can it be a 'boys' hockey team if a girl is on it.

AHH I WISH LINDSEY WOULD JUST GET ON CELEBRITY REHAB ALREADY

"career".

And with the signing of this repeal, 85% of President Obama's 2-year plan has been accomplished. Thats history. Thats freakin amazing.

What makes this a hipster card? Are these being sent to former assistants of Dov Charney?

i was half expecting to see sarah palin lean out of that chopper and shoot the deer in its head.

I grew up calling it pucha (poo-kah). My mom said it was polish for cupboard or something. I thought it was because it looked like a puca shell.

the only place this video belongs is on the Welcome screen of OKCupid.

@Poro: the real issue for me is that pictures appears to be taken in 1992. sweet backdrop.

also, actually, nothing tastes as good as bacon, so...

someone said "Nothing Tastes as Good As Skinny Feels" in my weight watchers meeting and it took all my will-power not to smack the girl in the face.

too bad i eat when stressed/sad. Thanks be to my mother and her comfort food growing up

I want to get this in your heads.

thats what Oprah looks like when she's screaming "WALK IT OFF, PUSSY"

maybe she took a diuretic

i've always thought this but now even more..

@weirdette: zing!

how much is an abortion?

I came to this thread looking for Danny Glover.