carapatricia
TheSeaAndCakeAndEatItToo
carapatricia

Who are these people?

what a horrible lead photo you used! was there one of her with her eyes open?

Who hasn't fucked the DJ? :-\

i just turned into the She-Hulk and destroyed a small city after reading this shit.

i have a blog dedicated to this, and there are a few more on tumblr if you search 'okcupid' tags.

best part was "pround n00b" written on kimmel's gun.

when i was a poor college student, i would make pipes from cardboard tampon applicators and a bit of foil, which i would turn into a screen by punching into it with the back of my earring.

that chick bent over the kitchen counter actually seems pretty bored.

@Kajj: this too, to a point. I see gawker writers with their "these are beers that make you fat. These are foods that make you fat. this is the halloween candy that make you fat". mostly written by guys, but shared on this site.

slow clap!

I fall into that "you can have other partners but i don't want the details." Open Relationships - Polyamorous - Poly/Mono - Dont Ask Dont Tell. im comfortable here.

**slow clap**

i need to get on her diet plan. please write a book.

can we please have a "WHAT CHRISTINE O'DONNELL DOESNT KNOW" round up article?

When I was in my high school junior english lit class, half way thru my weekly paper assignment I would write exclusively about what was going on in the episode of OZ I was watching on HBO.

thats what we call a 'fluke'.

I remember back in the day when you just had to Cyber-sex over AIM.