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caramelandqueer

I haven’t cleaned my mirror in weeks (I find that the mist of water spots gives me a real soft focus look) so I am going to ignore this advice for sanitation reasons.

She prefers the view from up there. I have never seen someone so ready to believe comments that hype her up. Her arrogance is astonishing and the worst part of this site.

DRAG HA! Can’t stand Kara’s high allmighty ass.

Also, an article of yours just ran with the title “I Now Pronounce These Two Allowed to Fuck” about Ciara and her fiancé...right after an article about a Black man dying in the street.

Why do these innocent kids’ pictures have to be linked to this forever online because of some adults’ behavior? I don’t know why this really bothers me but it does.

Can also confirm that is sometimes true (my dad was mentally ill and abusive), but with the stigma around mental illness in the first place I’d just ask that you don’t generalise. Not all mentally ill people are the same. Maybe I take this personally cause I suffer from mental illness and would like to perhaps be a

I can never tell in junk pics like this if it’s highlighting the twig or the berries. Actually all clothed junk pics.... can someone help me? Like, what is hanging where? To me ‘adam’ looks like he has no twig and some big ol symmetrical berries.

Don’t make fun of me. But in my 30 years I still have yet to understand where their bits are situated in various kinds of underwear.

i’m still recovering, but the moment when taystee began to revolt due to caputo’s statement to the press made me cry the most. that moment when she realized there wasn’t going to be justice for her friend. UGH. all too real.

basic! My engagement ring was hand-crafted by small-batch organic artisan monks, and instead of an oh-so-basic blood diamond, mine has locally-sourced unicorn horn. Tiffany’s is so basic.

Love Rachel Dratch, hate Elfman..

You need a subcategory for “number of Scientologists in primary cast.”

Stop with the laugh tracks...nobody wants that

I’m not trying to co-opt the moment, but her online work and advocacy to find the killers of young women of color and poor women re: Unsolved and “Cold” cases were almost second to none. The exhaustive work of her blog along with her ability to gently but firmly take police and investigative agencies to task for their

#notAllVegans :p

I’m so glad she said that!!

She shut up real quick after that! Get it Kris.

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

“...so, maybe you can convince me to stay too? Sincerely, I want to love this place like I used to, but I can’t be the only one who’s felt like we’ve been going backwards for quite some time now, right?”