awwww thank you so much! i think it was because I didn’t wash my face from the wedding makeup the night before, lol, but I’ll take it! no clue how to use the blog page but ill try and figure it out tonight! spoiler alert: not super interesting, but enough tidbits that my life is complete?

I WENT TO PUMP & LIFE IS COMPLETE

i really wish I knew how to make this smaller but.... DREAMS DO COME TRUE, YOU GUYS

baltimore bomb pie! basically a chocolate cookie pie. shepard’s pie is the king of savory though.

I thought this was hilarious and she won me over, one of the best performer/host combos I think I’ve seen in a long long time on snl

she won me over last night too. crazy talented voice that doesn’t quit and I couldn’t stop laughing at the sound of music sketch.

I don’t think there is a handbook on how to raise a daughter in this sexist world but I think it’s such a great step in the right direction that there are moms like you who are vigilant and vocal when the issues come up. Round of applause. Reminds me of my cousin who just posted this awesome Facebook post saying that…

You were snarky and (I think) you know it. The first question wasn’t worth addressing because of the condescending tone of the second one and I had a lot of comments to respond to. But you seem bright and like you care about the important things. It really was your tone that turned me off, but I would genuinely be…

if it weren’t for my tinfoil hat I’d waver between “No I want to be natural” and “GIVE ME CHIN GIVE ME LIPS GIVE ME BONE STRUCTURE ILL NEVER AGE” on a daily basis, I think.

HA! You asked me if I’ve ever heard of a dom/sub relationship.. Does ANYone not know what that is in this post-50 shades world? You really think you phrased that as a genuine question, sans snark? Like, really??!

*googles recipe for ‘ginger beef’*

ENOUGH WITH THE PERVY GINGER ON PERVY GINGER BEEF

the ticket change fee is $200 so I’m grappling with how much I will regret it if I don’t. Like 1/6th of my rent’s worth? idkkkkkk

I want to too, and the cynic in me does detest almost everything about her but a) I feel like Lena is so young and actually trying to do something important for women even if it’s a very narrow worldview she depicts (at least more so than popstar/self indulgent part-time ‘feminist’ taylor swift) so I hope in 20 years…

btw after reading this article and then discovering periscope, i asked andy cohen and kristen numerous times ‘be honest, how bad is the food at sur?’ kristen laughed and sarcastically said ‘no, it’s great’ and andy seemed kind of pissed because i was being a bit trollish and lisa is a cash cow and he definitively…

what about if that inheritance is in a trust with stocks and funds and whatnot? A friend of mine is convinced she doesn’t have to pay taxes but I’m worried she may be wrong?

you’re living my actual dream

was just reminded of this article and had a blast rereading so thought I’d share:

isn’t it so nice to have so much quality tv that sort of justifies the amount of amazing trash there is to watch? I want to get married just so I can do what you did.

do you ever listen to stassi’s podcast? In case you don’t, Kristina kelly just launched a homemade chapstick line and stassi is campaigning for ‘wine’ and ‘ranch’ flavors. important things you need to know!