This whole exchange is making me unreasonably happy. I don’t get this on Facebook.

I think that is the best you can hope for with them.

And I haven’t yet found the words to diplomatically say, “he’s a mediocre father who was there for me some of the time, but definitely loves me, and I also do love him even though he is usually the child in all of our interactions, and doesn’t have a problem expecting his daughters to mother him.”

I’m so tired of people bringing their dogs everywhere. YOUR DOG DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO THE MALL.

I’m not with Amber Heard on this. You need to plan ahead and get the proper permits to travel with your pet. Sometimes there are quarantine laws. If she didn’t know that, fine, but there is no point in arguing or asking for special treatment. They have the resources to deal with a situation like this. She should quit…

Well...wow, Amber...thank you for reminding us laws are for peasants and the lower-class scum.

Lol even a sex god. But really I looked it up and he only has 8 kids, including 2 that are his first wife’s daughters from her previous marriage.

Leave in conditioner, hands down. Everyone wants touchably soft hair.

“Is this HarvestMoon? Click here to tag them.”

what a bunch of babies

Don’t forget pecking your eyes out! And they pick people for shiny reasons, I was with a group of people and they would only swoop one particular kid. They sense evil.

I live in Seattle and we have crows that do that here. I just read an article that said wear a mask of a faceon the back of your head and they won’t attack you because they can see eyes.

What? It’s almost as if you don’t realize an erection is the ultimate magic scepter of approval. It’s like a barometer for female worth, but with veins and sometimes a faint hint of camembert. I mean, obviously.

All men seem to think the women in their lives need semi constant unsolicited penis updates. It is the national pass time.

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

“You look very clean today.”

lol did a REAL QUICK name search on this bitch

I do to. Very few people have read the book these days, despite it being a major historical and cultural marker. I know the phrase comes from Uncle Tom’s character being seen as a “good negro” from a white person’s perspective, but people forget (or just don’t know) that Uncle Tom winds up being beaten to death by his…

Unfortunately this happened as he was correctly calling the attacks terrorism

I don't think it is resetting everything we know about Stonehenge, but rather adding to what we already know.