I gotta say, calling her an anything Lena Dunham doesn't actually make me like this lady more. So, yes, please, she's more than that. In fact, she's not even that at all. She's like a up and coming Lena Waithe.

*desperately tries to wave money in for shoes*

Says the person who is clearly a cat statue in the window of a Japanese store.

Now the MOH idea is a good one.

Sorry you got mixed up in all of this. Please tell her, and tell her everything. That you met on a dating site, the good morning texts, the pictures, the lunch skyping, the fact that he lied about being single, that he was going to a friends wedding, everything. She may get pissed at you, but understand she will want…

This parallels something that happened to me many years ago. Long story short, fast forward five years and he was still pulling the same shit but with a child and a pregnant wife. Tell her.

Thank you. This is actually a really good answer. I understand more now why people are offended by it. I didn't really think of it that way, and in all fairness, I'm sure a lot of people who do it don't either - they probably think that they're just dressing up like people they respect (like the kid who wanted to…

Straight and simple:

I want to make a game like Temple Run, but instead it's New York run. The classes to choose from are White Man, Black Man, and Woman.

If you play as Black Man, the police stop you frequently for pat downs, increasing your total time spent.
If you play as Woman, you get chased and cat called and harassed everywhere…

However, unlike Blade Runner, anal sex is vastly improved when narrated by Harrison Ford.

Black Canadians are usually a) descendants of American slaves freed by the British and given land in Nova Scotia (as described in the novel Book Of Negroes) b) descendants of Americans slaves who escaped via the Underground Railroad, c) first or second generation Caribbean immigrants, or d) immigrants directly from…

Here you go, Wyoming.

This is the correct answer. "African-Canadian" is also used sometimes. But a lot of Canada's (well, Toronto's anyway) black population is actually Jamaican.

No, you don't say African-American in Canada. Here we just say "black". Just like we call white people "white".

No, we just say "black." To me, "African-American" actually seems kinda racist, and am surprised it's the American go-to. Also, don't call anyone here an "Indian," unless they are from India.

I completely agree. Someone replied above saying "I'm black I don't dress or dance like that" and I think it's a very important point. By seperating the two cultures discussions like this risk dipping into a MASSIVE generalization. A white kid growing up in bed stuy has more of a tie to the type of "black culture"…

10 points to Gryffindor!

I get the concern about Miley's use of black women as sexualized props as well as her use of ratchet culture as a form of entertainment comparable with a minstrel show. But the kind of criticism I've seen on the interwebs today assaults Miley as a woman. We're talking about her body, her clothes, her gestures, her…

So basically, the Onion is Cassandra from Greek mythology.

At this point, The Onion is no longer satire. It's an oracle, giving us the news a little bit before it happens.