UGH it’s Peace be Upon Him, not these random made up other phrases. Get your racism right.

She wears toppers because her hair is thin, not wigs. They’re usually on point, but they don’t really work for long flat and centre parted.

I kind of disagree. For example, my best friend is a guy, and he and my partner are over 6’3. When I walk down the street wearing a hoodie, we look like three guys. On quiet streets at night there are women who

a) see us coming, cross the road, turn down a different street, take out a phone, get on the phone and walk…

People whose favourite seasons are post season 3 or 4 are invariably OMGJOSSWHEDONHNGGGGG fangirls who have never seen firefly.

Careful with that. My cousins did the same and now their kids have holyshitallergies to everything you can imagine.

Their sexuality is different from humans’ to be sure. I might hesitate to define them as ‘gay’ or ‘straight’, because their relationship is sort of beyond those of humans. It’s on a totally different level, but I’d never call it ‘platonic’.

Uhhhh really? Lestat never expressed any homosexuality as a human? MMMokay. We must have read different Vampire Lestats.

It’s not even going to cost chipotle more...they WISH everyone wanted extra rice and beans, that shit is almost free...

From one redhead to another...shhh. You need to sit down and learn a few things about race politics before shooting off your mouth about it. This is a problem common to a LOT of white people. Are you one that doesn’t fit this criteria? Congratulations. Go forth and try to get other white people to also not fit this…

I know this is old, but yup. This is exactly how it works. I was an Amy Poehler once. He was always great -with me- because I wasn’t a vulnerable seeming person.It took me a while to realize what was up.

At my mom’s funeral, we were put into this really weird, non-grieving mood by the bizarro priest. He got all her details wrong in hilarious fashion “she would sing everywhere, as she cooked, at work, as she drove her car”. We all cracked up, because she was a professional singer who was always trying to rest her…

You guys...they stopped selling unsweetened cranberry juice in Melbourne...I’m going to cryyyyy

say. SAAAAYYYY

Is the “feline” comment a reference to how she is the anthropomorphic form of grumpy cat?

thank you!!! People with good colour vision are just like ugh...you people....

Please correct this. There is no such thing as “Daily Mail Australia”, that is a UK website.

Stupid. She should have spun it that they’re disappointed in the broken ENGAGEMENT. God, these people are really really dumb.

I came here to post that. Good work.

Doesn’t work here!

See, I live in Australia. You probably think Australians are afraid of sharks and crocodiles or snakes and spiders. Nah. Australians are (rightfully) terrified of magpies. Those fuckers will bury their beak in the back of your skull if they can. Every springtime they start swooping humans and dogs that come anywhere…