I’m never, ever paying for a radio-type service. Nope.

Survivor’s instinct. He’d been in total control of her for nine months. I can understand how people can’t switch immediately from “complete obeisance as survival mode” to “holy shit here’s my opportunity to escape” in 1.5 seconds. It took her time to go from the absolute terror to rational thinking.

Love locks sound like an excellent source of fine $ for the local government.

Just a reminder, this is what he’s up against.

I don’t get all this “so-and-so had a wedding planned later than mine and held a month earlier”. Ok, well, shit happens. If there were ONE wedding per year, nobody would get married. Also, one of the main reasons for getting married, unexpected pregnancies, only give you a nine month window. I don’t get what the big…

Disgusting!! Poor guy! I love my oversized throwback pom!! Can I do anything to help?

Vietnamese food doesn’t make you fart!

I thought that PH stuff was BS?

I can wear the cheap shit all day, but sterling silver makes my ears swell!

Did they fix the cut yet? Because I recall their clothes being shaped for lumpy potatoes, not actual humans.

My name belongs to a class of female names that is very easily confused with similar, or even really different names. If it's loud. I regularly get Natalie, Marilyn, etc. And this is why I tell people the order is for Zelda. No chance of fucking up or confusion.

My friend was at a cast party for that movie. He was apparently desperately macking on all the waitresses, who had no time for him. I think he was married at the time as well.

her lips look like she’s dead and they’re flaking. MUA fail.

I was in catholic high school ten years ago...Hell I was in catholic high school 15 years ago. Our kilts started at the hip bones and hit mid thigh when we left the house. At every opportunity we would roll them up to barely cover our asses. Most girls also had their kilts professionally altered to show off more thigh…

cos she looks sexy as opposed to pretty? I think? Her boobs look great and wet hair seems to make the boys happy....I think it’s one of those guy things.

Guess you don’t listen to much Chris Brown, Ludacris or Wiz Khalifa, cos she was definitely a video model...

Amber Rose is a famous model, guys. She was in a bunch of super famous videos, like “what them girls like”, a shitton of ads, and dating Kanye West, married Wiz Khalifa, and just did a video with Amy Schumer. She’s super memorable for her androgynous shaved/bleached hair and her curves. I’m 28, don’t live in the US,…

Who are these people?

The last six or seven years of selection in most shops has been for small chests. Crop tops and shapeless foley tops make busty girls look super fat

Sure, go to bridgehead if you want to visit the stratosphere, powered only by the force of more shit than you thought your ass could possibly contain rocketing out of your rectum.