Just wish there was a way to shop for shape as well as size. I've been a Canadian size 6-14, but it doesn't matter what size I am, nothing fits my proportionally bigger boobs and belly without being INSANELY loose on the waist/ass/arms/legs. Being an apple shape is the worst for finding clothes.

Serial killer eyes on what appears to be a middle aged woman's head attached to a dude's body.

I clearly do not understand other women's taste in men. That bachelor dude's eyes are so close together he's practically a cyclops.

Just cold water, man. And maybe an enzyme booster.

People call their car their wheels. Or their shoes their heels....

Honestly...I find the veil of photoshop makes looking at naked people like 20% less tittilating than renaissance paintings. At least the great masters' shading was realistic. This is just a blob of different shades of beige where a stomach and vulva should be.

Probably something you should keep to yourself. It's pretty disrespectful and plays to the MRA expectations.

You're probably thinking Hugh Jackman and not Ciggie Butt Brain.

Australia has ruined English accents for me. Too many day drunk English backpackers vomiting their way around Melbourne and Sydney. I now assume anyone with an English accent under 45 is either hungover or still drunk.

coconut oil is comedogenic, but it's like....a slow build create bumps one, not a OMG VESUVIUS PIMPLES one. Think cheap sunscreen.
Go for it and see. Use an AHA/BHA chemical exfoliant to clean up the mess if it creates one. What's comedogenic for one isn't necessarily comedogenic for all.

you know any grey-blue eyed, naturally white eyebrowed, freckled redheads with duller copper hair? Because I find that if I change any of those shades and look for advice I get messed up results.

Breach of ettiquette perhaps, but it may be necessary for visa purposes. Immigration doesn't care when your sister's wedding date is, and emigrating IS ridiculously expensive.

I must have them. Where you buy????

It's not that he's old. It's that he's gone fucking nuts.

Wow. That's an intensely awesome story. Sounds like you all handled it really responsibly!

I think they call em a pap test in canada now.

You know what else we could do? Not withhold birth control based on timing your pap smears to a specific doctor's liking. Not treating women like it's their god-given right to have access to your vagina. Actually setting up a chance to meet the doctor beforehand outside stirrups to discuss consent and communication…

So much white people dancing. No.

I'm a teacher. Although I don't go through that regularly, it happens enough. Any chance you'd let me in on the secret?

Actually...I think we're at the point now where this might be cool again...I must relive my spice girls style fantasies...