So..all those ladies with mastectomies and hysterectomies are freaks. And YOU'RE the reasonable one? Ok.

We've all got our oddities. For instance, I don't have ear lobes or wisdom teeth, and I have red hair.

Handily, the coalition here is far stupider and less media savvy than the Canadian Conservatives and their current Supreme Overlord Harper, so I expect a quick boot from power for our Dear Leader.

Labor is the frigging cop out party. We sort of maybe care about gay rights and immigrants! what do the polls say.... Oh wait, no we don't! Stick em in Christmas Island! Julia gave a speech against Tony's misogyny the SAME DAY she cut funding to single parents (mostly women). At least you know you're getting Darth…

Not true! We got the same funding with either government! For like...a year...cos that's all he promised...so he says now...and it's for sure not a lie, ok? Just trust Monsieur Abbot, he definitely might have your best interests at heart. Unless you're gay. Because then that would be gay. I mean bad. I mean ew. But…

But research says that these people's brains are wired to understand themselves as women. Their brain gender and their physical sex disagree. Doctors tried for years to make people happy with their physical sex, but they just ended up with a lot of fucked up or dead patients. Trans people are much, much healthier when…

So....what are people who get their sex organs removed called?

also waiting for the:

LUCKY BREAK AGHGHHHHHHAAAAAA

I think those denominations are the ones that Catholics don't consider Christians. Like Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons. It's revenge exclusion.

There was a girl in my town who used to wear ball gowns to school every day. She was my idol. Honestly, it would have been cheaper to pick up prom dresses on sale than a gap hoodie anyway. I love this trend, and I hope it continues.

My teacher skipped our Social Studies year 7 curriculum because it was easier to teach our split 7/8 class one history lesson. So we missed the entire year dediated to First Nations history, because she couldn't be fucked. This is in Southern Ontario.

I can kind of see what she's saying. I mean, if we depart from the strictly Marxist understanding, and read bougie, as an adjective meaning "people who go to French language Meetup groups, have interests that include wine in the $30-$50 a bottle range, buy very expensive sustainable jewellery made out of wood, and…

You worked at an animal rights organization?

The panda/pig at the bottom? The snout is way beyond the capabilities of a 4 year old. He also manages to not go off the edges of the page and draw in an astonishingly uniform shade of black with no lightening to imply lifting a ball pen off the page, or smearing you'd see with gel or fountain pens.

My favourite part is that the scanners are called "Rapiscan".

Man, your version of the chainsaw joke would actually be a great anti-joke! Along the lines of:

Ugghhhhh. Straight sizes don't fit me because my boobs and waist are too big. Plus sizes don't fit me because my butt is too small and I don't have enough back fat. Ughhhhhhhh.

This is Wayne Gretzky's wife's wedding dress. The most hideous of all wedding dresses, and apparently cost a mint. Wait til you see the bottom:

I like how they have the ultimate response to "HEY!! YOOR IN AMERICUH! LARN ENGLISH!"