She's also very Christian and so is a large percentage of her fan base. An 'open' open relationship wouldn't sit well.

the copy editing on that article is murdering my soul.

If I'm having rainbow foil I'm cutting that shit out myself. Good to know the bar is set so low!

Really? How so? How do you know? I know nothing about anything, but now my interest is piqued.

I wish I could give you 60 stars!

U. N. I.O.N. U-N-I-O-N *clap!*

MIL has the answer. Apparently lots of kids and westerners don't like five-spice.

Nah, I'm actually all good with my name. I just teach some awesome kids with diverse names, and it kills me to think that there are people like you that think less of them because you don't like the spelling. I'm also a linguist, so I take a slightly longer view of language than most people. Orthography changes. Move…

Look, I really can't stand your name. You know that Vanessa is a horrible butchering of the name Esther right? You basically have an equivalent name to LaTonya, really. And Esther is itself a poor translation of the Sumerian Ishtar, which I can't even type here properly. So either download cuneiform unicode and write…

Cool! But what's really fun is that this bears little relation to the pronunciation of my name as I know it. But you know, this IS the original, and I've been properly chastened.

Can we all shut up about "use the original spelling of the name!"

So...you want me to spell my name with the Greek alphabet? In which the pronunciation is totally different? Right ok. I also hope you're a big fan of the spelling Eduuard, as that's what was recorded in the Domesday book.

What's with these kids not liking pork belly? All my nephews go crazy for it. I'm trying to understand how it can be objectionable in any way.

Oh my goodness. Look at their cute little faces!! I hope they get healthy, and I hope this plan in Colombia works well.

You must be 5-8 years older than me. I'm of the mid-late 80s Ashley generation.

Wow. I hope you're not a teacher. That's their name, and you ARE spelling incorrectly. My name is an unusual but very old spelling of the name and I got shit like that people all the time, until a badass old lady rose to fame with my spelling. Now people don't say shit.

Did...did you just justify racism as "an opinion"?

You're judging all asian men based on one individual (and all black men based on what, 5?). This author is judging all asian men on three individuals. You're both wrong, and you both have serious issues with racism (I.E. judging people by their ethnicity/the place of their ancestry). If you were the first white girl…

A pair of D breasts weighs anywhere between 15-23 pounds on an average woman (cup size being a ratio). I'd pin Kate here at at least an E, and if I were to honestly guess I'd say an F (I've been a seamstress, trust me on this). So let us peg Ms. Upton's boobs at about 25 pounds, shall we say?

Albinos. But way to miss the entire point.