Easy. Every third french guy in their 20s ins named Quentin. I know like 5 french guys, and 2 of them are Quentin. No Quebecois though, unless you want to bang a bunch of Jean-Marc-Luc-Pierres.

Argh, yes, but if I'm having this POS shirt from H&M tailored, I might as well just make it from scratch and it might last me more than six washes. Therein lies the issue. And yes I hear you on the curves. Too tight = HARLOT. Too loose = FATNESS EVERDEEN

Wow, people are assholes. So her family posted bail, that must mean that they were all free to babysit during the day when she had her job interview, right? What a bitch this hopeless woman is, right? I'm not saying what she did was right, but the logic you're using right there? That's the same logic that…

Just so you know, you would have been evil for having kids as well. Because unless you're 32 with a great job that will have you back, a working smiley husband and a fantastic retirement package, you're the devil creating a burden for society, how could you bring someone into such an unstable situation you monster?

Donning doesn't mean wearing, it means the act of putting on. You could have used "who donned". Good try with the thesaurus, though.

oxfords. they usually have a nice wide toebox. It's fucking ridiculous though. Can we start a blog to figure this shit out? I feel like we need a blog.

Why are you purposely creating a weird lip shadow that makes you look like you have stubble??? Some people...

Important details. Much better indicators of abuse than "acting strange". I wonder why this hasn't been reported elsewhere?

And what if you know that reporting will get them stuck somewhere worse? I once heard teachers beside me at a cafe talking about a situation at their school, where an international student was sometimes beaten by her aunt (she was about 16). They didn't report her, because if she were removed from the aunt's home, she…

Girl needs accent training. Stat.

Paranoia is circumstantial for some. Stench is not objective, come on, you know that shit smells nasty. And no way does a tasty beverage fix cottonmouth! cottonmouth does not equal slightly parched. It's an unconquerable beast!

HOW is this not the winner? This is clearly the best story of the lot.

I prefer focus and energy over PARANOIA, stench, dry eyes and cotton-mouth.

Right, because weed is so edgy and thrilling. My grandparents concur.

It makes me feel sooo sick and bloated after one glass. And seeing as you usually drink champagne in a nice slim cocktail dress, feeling like the giant blueberry girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is not ideal.

Sorry, you're about 15 years too late, but the Best Triplet Band of All Time has already been crowned. If you grew up without listening to The Moffats, I feel kinda sorry for you. They put the 'boy' in boy band.

Right, but it's more than just American on top of English. There's minimum two English accents in there. Guaranteed. And some weird attempts at American accent that are neither American nor English nor any English dialect and just sound bizarre. I can give girlfriend some accent coaching if she'd like it.

Ahhh, you're totally right. It's sooo convoluted that I couldn't tell. Some of the words sounded a lot more RP than Estuary at some points....she's soo inconsistent. There's no intrusive R or H dropping which I thought was fairly Estuary... Hair Doy...that's sounding Irish to me. And then she just put a glottal stop …

Must be the answer!!!

Naaah, it's her chest! Boob size is a ratio of overbust to underbust ratio. Barbie's isn't actually that high. If you measure barbie's overbust and underbust measurements, girl is like a 30DD or like a 34E depending on how big you want to scale up her measurements. ( I plugged 11.2 and 12.7 cm, her bust and underbust…