Oh my gosh, I created a simulated wreck on a broken Murcielago 1:18 scale model I had a while back. Fire, hammers, WD40, and a camera. Great times.

Or any Murcielago variant really.. Sure it was a massive fat pig that got beat by an EVO, but it looked like pure evil sex.

@imiss2xwishbones: Damn right. My sentiments exactly.

@paulmer: Wow, no need to be a super douche. Get that cactus out of your ass and have an open mind.

@Matthew Jones: The Audi 4.2 is Satan's own V8. So nast-tastic.

As a horn player, I really enjoyed the Canadian Brass reference. One of my favorite groups of brass players. But man what a beautiful wagon..

Only because that's actually my truck. Not bad for an open diff eh?

Uhhh, no LSD? I saw some one wheel action there at the beginning.

@tempesjo: Show your true colors where no one else can: as a Jalop!

@tempesjo: Hats off to you tempesjo. Quite a laugh you just gave me. COTD worthy? Maybe!

@Baby Beater Benz, freshly unemployed: Haha fellow Texan resident, my neighbor has a Blackwood. I have a white base model supercrew of the same generation. We cross paths often. It's like Spy vs Spy, but without the explosions..

@Jules Winfield: I have those above and a solid white pair. They are wonderful driving shoes.

@CAG-00: I prefer my Porsche design Adidas. On my second pair and loving them!

Drift "wood" seems to be a particularly appropriate term for this type of carporn if I do say so myself.

WHY DID YOU F***ING TURN?

Angry Taurus hovercraft is angry.

@wacopaco: Nonexistent! I suppose the offset spoke is counterbalanced with that massive chrome toenail shape opposite. But who knows..

@DaltonColonel:

Am I the only to notice the exhaust "fumes" coming out of the rear from imaginary duals rather than the prescribed side outlets?

Disgusting.