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This new season looks fuckin' bomb. Can't wait.

"To save you the IMDB search: yes, that was really Sir Paul McCartney’s voice (which is hilarious, since my first thought was, ‘wow this Paul McCartney impression isn’t great’”)."

"Wiggle, wiggle, Mason."

Aw, Pigley.

"Don't sit so close to the TV. It'll make you cruel." I dunno why, but that was my biggest laugh of the episode.

"NOW THAT'S A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO SUFFER SYMPTOMS OF WITHDRAWAL."

Agreed with the Michael Shannon comment. I mean, they were able to cast the premier crazy eyes actor in Hollywood and yet there were maybe 2 or 3 moments when they put the crazy eyes to good use. I was constantly waiting for Shannon to cut loose and was disappointed when he never did.

I thought there was quite a lot to like from that trailer. At the very least I feel vindicated in my opinion that Ben Affleck and Jesse Eisenberg were well cast as Batman and Luthor.

Fun fact, I saw Ridley Scott's Hannibal before I saw Silence of the Lambs. More fun fact, I saw Ridley Scott's Hannibal when I was 9 years old and the Ray Liotta brain scene fucked me up possibly forever.

The really icky ending aside, I think I might be the only one in the world who likes the Hannibal book. As well as the Hannibal movie! I like them both. I love how batshit insane they are.

FINALLY IT IS JAI COURTNEY'S TIME TO SHINE.

That's a real shame because in terms of tone and aesthetic that trailer is PERFECT. But kudos to whoever made it, because it is incredibly well done.

“Spitters are quitters and you don’t strike me as a quitter.”

I can't imagine how hard those scenes must be for Fishburne and Torres. That said, knowing that they're married in real life made it so much more emotional for me.

Mason's "Ha ha! Good as new!", post surgery was delightful. Joe Anderson brings a different energy to the character than Michael Pitt (I'm finding Anderson to be more in line with Gary Oldman's interpretation) and I'm digging it.

So I'm not great at subtext, but Alana and Margot totally fucked in the stables, right?

No! I said next to my… stick… team, you know, stick team! Stickball! Go away, leave me alone!

The quality of the tape looks like somebody left it in the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream. Uh, wait, forget that last part.

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.”

but hey isnt it racist that they arent looking at white men to direct this movie? when will the white man get his chance to shine?