Nobody cares about your dumb heart!

I would have laughed really hard if at the end of the episode it just cut to the cast of the show saying, "Thanks for supporting Arrow these past few years…" or somesuch.

I'm a total chump because I'm officially back on board with Agent Traitor Bulletsponge again. That said, I am very glad the writers didn't make it so Skye trusts him again.

I wanna rub butts together with this show.

All I'm saying is that the money shot of the trailer was Liam Neeson about to fight a wolf with bottles taped to his hands. Based entirely on that, the movie disappointed.

Benedict Cumberbatch getting cast is something that I feel sort of… nothing about. Like, I'm sure he'll do a great job, but it's not a super exciting choice.

"Now that you're done with the review Zack, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions."

The prequel reviews are some of the finest cinematic critical analysis I've ever seen. I'm only being slightly facetious when I'm saying that watching the videos should allow college film students to waive out of introductory cinematic critical studies courses.

Yeah, for serious. Like I'm glad that I stayed with the show, but at the same time, I do not blame people who quit after the first episode. That pilot was rouuuuuuuugh.

I found a huge error in this episode in that I find it very hard to believe anyone would be unwilling to get it on with Eva Longoria, even if it was in a room with creepy dolls and puppets. Hell, if the room was filled with scorpions and pictures of my mother, that would only slow me down a little bit.

It reminded me of Don Draper going, "Waaaah, Waaah, Waaaaah" on that one episode of Mad Men.

No we're… doesn't.

I hoped he would take off his pants and dance a little.

Oh boy, I hope that they deal with that in a new ep-

That moustache will outlive us all.

HA HA. HE THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE HE WALKED IN THE ROOM.

His name is Ash Ketchum, not Pokemon Kid you filthy casual.

Charlie Day would have been AMAZING as Rocket Raccoon.

Has Adam Warlock been cast yet? If not…

Tangentially related, but I like how if you google "st vincent reddit ama" the first result is obviously St. Vincent's Reddit ama. However the second one is O'Neal's.