INT. BONNIE'S BASEMENT - NIGHT

They made Cars, and worse than that they made Cars 2.

I think we're gonna have to come to terms that Ian McShane was in Agent Cody Banks, but will not be in Justified.

a-hyuck

I sincerely hope that a future plotline entails Eli leaking that Prady had an affair with his father's British caretaker.

Don't worry Holt. "Wunchmeat" was hilarious.

Man, I know that the show is fairly limited on a critical standpoint, but I wish that the AV Club would cover Parts Unknown on a weekly basis. Like, I'd rather they cover Parts Unknown than, I dunno, Homeland.

"Slabtown"? More like "Drabtown"!

Old bear! He likes the maiden fair.

Yellowface is just plain wong.

Scott Derrickson came to my screenwriting course yesterday to talk about storytelling, and his process and stuff. The dude gets it. So even though Cumberbatch is kind of a boring choice, from the director's seat at least the Sorcerer Supreme is in VERY good hands.

Man, Constantine would champion The Smiths over The Ramones or the Sex Pistols any day of the week.

The movie is a bad Constantine movie, but on its own merits it isn't too shabby.

I watched the leaked pilot a while back and I thought it was a soft C at best. Is the aired pilot that different from the original?

Caption Contest time!

Reasonably.

It's cute that you think you'd be doing the fucking.

Great monster, ruined by a terrible name tacked on at the end. Seriously, the "Boneless"?

NO HUNKS ALLOWED

Doesn't every book technically reveal what happens to its characters?