8.3 out of 10

PugsMalone… you fuck!

Now all we need is a three way crossover between The Following, Hostages, and American Horror Story: Coven, and the end times can truly begin.

yaayyyyy

I still see Taran Killam as Spalding from Moody's Point, which made 12 Years A Slave very weird.

I'm just waiting for the first Smiths song to show up on The Americans. It has to happen someday, and when it does my screams of excitement will be heard from Russia.

I remember watching From Dusk 'Till Dawn for the first time. I was somehow completely unspoiled, so when the… genre shift came into play I remember I was just dying laughing. Like, I can't think of a lot of movies that have the sheer balls to just turn on a dime like that.

Ha! Ha!

MOOOSBY BOOOOYYYYYYS!

After we've done 100 good deeds you'll turn back into a human. Now let's go Eddie McDowd!

Winters is gonna make Duhamel cry like a big, dumb homo.

The person I was watching the show with actually whispered that to me during Cohle's ending monologue. This is amazing.

Don't ever change.

The main moral of this show:

I wish we lived in a better, cooler universe where McConaughey and Harrelson could both get Lead Actor Emmys.

I know I'm the only person left in the world watching the American version of Being Human, but I'd be kind of stoked if it got some coverage since it's in its final season.

"What if he's lying?"
"Oh, and if he's telling the truth that would be better?

I WANT IT. I WANT THIS SO BAD.

Just sittin' here waiting for the True Detective review to go up. Don't mind me. Apparently HBO didn't send out screeners.

#SHOTSFIRED