Her dead-by-shotgun-husband and the father of her child? Geez, why can’t she just get over it.

How could he not know about Milk?! & I think that film did a little more as far as SHINING A LIGHT on that community then your shitty as song taking home an award, YA GOOF!

I really think people should stop criticizing Sam Smith for what was a simple and understandable slip of the tongue. And I can say that with a little bit of gravitas as the first openly gay man on the internet.

Someone made a joke about Leo making his models suck it before they sucked his dick and it was the most honest thing I saw all day.

That’s not a hairnet. It’s a snood.

For as many times as it had been said, it bears repeating:

Most undeserved Oscar of the night, holy shit. You have Leo, and that 87 year old Italian composer for that matter, coming back year after year for a chance and here comes some newish dude waltzing in, getting it on the first try, and he doesn’t even know who in his community has won an Academy award, making it all…

It is sort of interesting when celebrities choose to publicize the fact that they are stupid on a bag of hammers or box of hair level though.

*sigh* You are probably only one in a handful of people on this site who know that. Americans have no idea what THAT kind of constant fear is like - crouching in a cellar every damn night... sorry for the rant, but Thank You.

Silly British Royalty. Meanwhile, let's all have a look at Pres. George Sr. trying to buy something at a grocery. "What's this button for?" Thank god it wasn't a big red one with "Blow us all the f*ck up" in big letters :/

“It’s red sugar water that heathens put on sausages, your majesty.”

The 1950s were really grim in the UK. Rationing didn’t end until 1954, almost 10 years after the end of the war. A supermarket would have seemed amazing to anyone, even the Queen.

If it is a competition, I vote for the Queen. Sarah Ferguson is dressed creatively for grocery shopping (the hairnet!), but I’m willing to bet she had entered a similar place at some previous point in her life.

Mine for the onset of cramps/bleeding is Not A Mother’s Day, because it turns the worst day of it all into a celebration...and a celebration means cake or ice cream. Or pizza. Maybe all of the above, if I’m really feeling it.

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

I spent a year of my life working for Disney so I can promise you this, simultaneously people die on Disney property and no one dies on Disney property.

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

....the tree had been dead for two years, so a basic yearly landscape inspection would have prompted a pretty simple “let’s remove the swing attached to the tree that will instantly collapse and kill anyone who swings on it.”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…