You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

That’s true, but its even more difficult than that. Most games have terrible voice acting and don’t include the correct audio in the first place, just a poorly done English dub, that oftentimes gets praised anyway. So in the end does it really matter if a talented voice actor does a terrible job dubbing a game or a…

McGregor should bring a slew of UFC stars to his corner, drop gloves in the first round and proceed to pound the fuck out of Mayweather. Then, when Mayweather’s dickhead crew tries to intervene, Conor’s UFC cohort can step in and annihilate them as well. This is the only outcome that would make the$59.99 worth it.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

There are still rules in boxing. Ring size, weight class, glove weight, all that stuff. Just because it’s boxing doesn’t mean all that stuff’s settled.

Straight man here. Can confirm.

Once, when I apologized for my unshaven legs during the early part of of our courtship (‘cause after like seven dates that shit is out the window unless I feel like it), my now-husband said, “Men don’t care about the rough, they just want to get on the green.” Now, my husband is neither a golfer nor a dudebro, so I…

Nah. McGregor is a loud mouth, Mayweather is actual human garbage. The ideal outcome is Mayweather finishes the night with a feeding tube.

the ideal outcome is that they both get knocked out.

The dick can reach further when the cheeks are 100% out of the way!

It’s like the trench run in Star Wars; some people need a visual to stay on target and some use their instincts and trust The Force.

I’d like to interject that if you’re aiming at quality doggy style some spreading of the cheeks is desirable (ahem). Then everything would be on display, but really, who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I wonder if the “a bread” person is a native English speaker. There are a lot of languages where you have to use some sort of article in front of a noun. My boss, who is a native speaker of Hungarian and Romanian, speaks like this.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

If Elder Scrolls VI was announced, I would’ve contested. But yes, Nintendo won with their announcements. It was just about everything people have been begging for for a while.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Neo becomes Pro

Were I a mother with young children, I might be hesitant to bring children to a beach in which loads of women were topless.

Great, that also destroys the resale value of my Xbox One S in case I want to actually trade up for a Scorpio.

I’m sorry, this take is nowhere near unreasonable enough for kinja. I demand you retract it and start your next comment with “ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???”