I’ll take this time to point out in 2003 KOTOR was one of the greatest games of that generation, and wouldn’t fault you for putting into an all time list. Nearly 15 years later, I don’t know how well that game had really stood up overtime. Still a feat for that generation, but the light/dark mechanic is commonplace…

“I feel like I am not doing a great job of capturing, in words, the dread that this produces in me. Across the room, one of my dogs is licking its asshole with intense fervor; it is making sounds like the stirring of a pot of macaroni and cheese.”

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Americans rush to defend the rich because we are a nation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

I don’t know anything specific about his drug dealing. Those payments were for his help with my social media and viral marketing programs - he lends a lot of “authenticity” to my public image.

“Your honor, I’ve brought here as evidence pictures my client took posing with as many as 10,000 other individuals over the course of their career as a celebrity. Do you mean when a fan asks for a photo, my client should first conduct a criminal background check? Unless the photos themselves show a criminal act, my…

So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

It failed because this kind of ad proposes unity and camaraderie between two groups. This made sense with anti-war sentiment with Hilltop. It doesn’t make sense now. Protestors don’t want camaraderie with police, to make up and leave each other be. They want justice.

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

This is the last time the White House is allowed to ask the first question at a tennis press conference

Wasn’t the war on drugs extremely expensive and almost entirely ineffective?

By far the most common screw up I see is people stopping at the entrance even when no one is coming. People don’t know how to handle yields, even when they make things easy.

This sounds like a great idea. And since one I live literally 2 min away from CHQ and two I work here, I will pass this suggestion along.

Whenever there is some creep on tv getting arrested and they have a gf or wife it makes me yell “COME ON” in my head, that they can find someone but I can’t.

People who watch this are the reason the most affluent and powerful nation to ever exist have a reality TV star as president. Congrats, you fucking morons.

Same, but I got a platform and a slow news day so here we are.

It’s my brother’s wedding anniversary. He married an anti-vaxxer. Does that count?

That’s a good student.

I’m a teacher.