My mom told me when I was like 8 that the statue in the middle of our town square was of the towns street sweeper basically cuz he was good at his job. Bare in mind this statue was a good 15-20 feet tall and very prominently displayed in our very small town. One day I was riding in the car with my classmate and his…

This is my dream. I’ve been watching Top Chef since day one. It is my all time favorite reality show

How long has he been doing that? I grew up there and listened to that station pretty frequently and I don’t think I ever knew that

I'm 26 and I still get carded at the movies. The movies! Like apparently I don't even look 17. It gets annoying

It’s not really cannibilism since Woodstock isn’t a turkey. You wouldn’t call a person who ate a chimp a cannibal. Yes I ruin jokes. Sorry not sorry

When I was a manager at a grocery store I got both. But I never got to take any sick time. When I left I had 6 weeks built up that I never got to use or got paid out for

So this is the future of celebrity sex tapes right? Making a “music” video as a pretense to have sex in a nice house while filming it. Nothing could convince me that there isn’t scenes of actual penetration that were filmed.

At my last job (at a grocery store) I had a horrible boss who would constantly find something wrong with my work even though I was putting in 60+ hours overnight while trying to go to school during the day. One day during a long shift I was called up to her office. After sitting there while she tore in to me, while…

When I worked at a grocery store we couldn't take tips and it was very real threat to our jobs if we did. So I could see this being enforced in the same way at restaurants. At least at the grocery store you are most likely to get tipped outside while helping someone to their car so you can take the tip pretty…

I think the only time I could see not returning something like this would be if the piece would be harmed someway in its home country. The Elgin Marbles are a good example. Right now, Greece as a country isn’t focusing on preserving history, it’s focusing on surviving. As soon as they are in a place to preserve the…

It did knock out at least one tooth if I remember correctly. One in the back of his mouth

I have one and almost no one notices unless I make it a point to show them. It's usually received pretty well by whomever I'm dating at the time

My anthropology professors have been saying for years we’re a real science. Now’s their chance to prove it

I may have said this to others before but I was lying to them: You’re my favorite.

My parents live in NY so I have to remember if its 7pm in AZ whether I’m calling them at before their bedtime at 9pm or after it at 10pm.

We here in Arizona have known how meaningless DST is and how shitty winter is. That’s why we have neither. Its great.

I stopped following him for a while specifically because of his friday posts like this. Those hashtags were just too much for me. I don’t want to have insta-sex with the game and i feel like i was forced to every time i scrolled past his pictures

True story: saw him in concert like 2 months ago. I think I'd rather go to a 2nd grade nativity play than see him again

I am in tears right now because I don’t want to go to sleep after reading all of these. I’ve also decided to never live in a place that’s more than a few years old. I don’t think I’m strong enough to deal with ghosts or something being around me.

this is the story that gave me goosebumps all over. i am terrified right now