For fuck’s sake, people. Cats don’t carry the UGT1A6 gene. In plain English? They can’t metabolize plant toxins. You’re going to trash their liver or kidneys and that is NOT a nice way to die. I’m not saying we shouldn’t investigate alternative forms of arthritis relief, but don’t impose your uncontrollable pot habit…

Sir Patrick Steward is too god for that terrible show.

Big Bang Theory is the most overrated tv show on air. It’s basically Two Broke Girls with nerds. But instead of sexist and racist jokes, there are no jokes at all - just a randomly applied laugh track after sentences. It’s god awful.

Why are millennials always writing about being scared?

I miss cars with manuals. Nowadays you have to download it in PDF format.

All none of the readers here who would buy one new are outraged.

I bet we all miss using hand crank to start cars and manually adjusting the spark.

pictured: Johnson (L) and Ayn Rand’s bust (R)

Hey Brooks, glad you could make it to Deadspin!

I am pretty sure they didn’t and that it was just pre-emptive pitchfork toting. Which makes the continued coverage all the more eye-roll inducing.

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong there ARE legitimate reasons to turn down prepared food. But yeah, Subway allows you to add approximately 27 different toppings to your sandwich. I can live with only having the choice of 26 every now and then.

If you’re going into a Subway with high expectations, then I can only assume you’re living in some small town Midwest hell

Your wife made the wrong choice. My motto is, if the husband insists on having something that is too heavy for me to lift or operate, that chore is now his job. This is how he became the bed maker in our house. Complain one too many times about the sheets not being tight enough, you do it. The mattress is too heavy…

right,subways are large mass transit cars, so they would be both impractically large and would not contain the nutrients for a human being to consume. and worse if you include the tunnels and tracks, they would taste awful.

North Korea and SpaceX have two things in common:

Shocking that his opinions are as insufferable as his aesthetic

How nice that you added that clarifying post, sometimes you need to explain things in an appendix to your main text

“Okay kids...let me show you how to cheat the emissions cycle.”

This one pegs the bullshit meter to the max. I used to live in Texas and had an Impala. Sitting in traffic in 105 degree heat with dew points near 90 degrees had zero effect on how hot the engine ran. Police cars have upgraded cooling systems to help them deal with being used harder than civilian cars. They’re…

So...I’m guessing this one hit too close to home?