Driving too goddamn fast for road conditions.

Based on what I’ve seen of Toyota drivers, dude probably didn’t even realize he’d hit someone. Especially if alcohol is in the mix.

Just look at the crumple technology in that Rover 100. I don’t think the driver’s gonna have to worry about whiplash in it. Crushed ribs, however...

Salvage title, “repaired” by his brother who can’t afford to keep putting money into it.

Unless a previous owner forgot the cocaine packed in the spare tire, crack pipe. You’re not gonna be selling a Ferrari at a scrap yard without a reason.

It’s an out of warranty German car, so be prepared to pay another $13k to keep it running. If you can prevent the timing chain problems, I can’t see it being any worse to keep alive than other out of warranty German cars, though. It looks like it would provide $13,500 of enjoyment as long as you stay on top of things.…

I’m never sleeping again.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Whe the roads are shit and everything is slick, perform your normal actions in slow motion. Accelerate more slowly, brake more gently, turn at lower speeds, etc.

As a general rule, salvage title automatically makes a vehicle an instant crack pipe. When it’s also somebody’s weird project car and 90% of it doesn’t actually work... It’s a crack pipe made of flaking asbestos.

He just wasn’t paying attention.

Worse, a low-displacement turbocharged engine is running lower compression than if it were naturally aspirated. This means lower thermal efficiency. And with lower thermal efficiency comes increased fuel use to achieve the same amount of work. This is all exacerbated by what Raph mentioned, namely in real-world…

This lazy-eyed cheese fucker needs to stop pretending to be human. He’s not fooling us.

That is hilariously tacky.

Just tacky enough to be endearing. Nice Price.

Paul Rubens did a PSA on things like this.

Not me getting away with it, I hadn’t even been born yet... But my dad drove off with a simple verbal back in the early 80s after getting pulled over for doing 105 mph on a 55.

Grade A satire. Star for you, and sympathies for the angry Apple fanbois that will no doubt be shouting at you for some time.

I mean, if you want a car that’s literally named after a close relative of the lemon...

Orrrr you can try just clicking on sportsball articles?