Work on your reading comprehension, she specifically discusses cars going ten mph so they can try to catch pokemon. Not to avoid pedestrians wandering into the road. People driving and gaming at the same time.

Lambo owners call that “fire extinguisher recharge”

I’ve seen a boat on the side of the freeway. No trailer, just the boat lying right on the freeway. Oh to be the claims adjuster on that insurance call.

Seeing as removing the cause of 93% of all crashes would be the end result? I personally would.

All these features plus the ability to retain value like an opened bag of marshmallows!

Based off these crash results, the car itself will be bumper to bumper afterward.

Alas, the belt alone would exceed the value of the car.

I’m probably gonna get hate for this, but it’s a damn Ford. I wouldn’t trust an 11 year old Ford’s ABS to still be working considering the 2012 Ford Focus doesn’t even know what gear to choose.

I would guess the BMW is because the name contains “coupe” and the people who wrote the law assumed that coupe meant coupe, not sedan.

I can see that being a consequence of their actions. Dany certainly needs a hand from an actual nation.

Did you see what the Mountain did to him? I don’t think a resurrected Oberyn would be able to lose something that smeared all over King’s Landing...

Toyota gets shit from enthusiasts because their cars tend to be about as exciting as a stamp collection that would go for less than the value of the postage the stamps add up to. They make your pulse quicken less than a handful of Valium.

I wouldn’t pay that much for a two year old Dodge, much less a nearly 40 year old Dodge. I’d say “Crack Pipe” except given the location I’ll instead go with “Meth Pipe.”

Not all of us can be flawless writers like you. Please, take mercy on our poor souls. Or should I have intentionally spelled that pour, just to irk you?

I forget where I first saw “lazy-eyed cheesefucker” for Scott Walker, but I love it so much it’s my default for referring to him.

Side... walk? Oh, I get it!

“For sale: Mark III Ford Escort. Ran when parked.”

Could be worse, he could have done this. (Mute it for the sake of your poor ears)

We need a Change.org petition to bring back Pontiac. Granted, nobody takes petitions on there seriously. But that’s half the fun.

I think that, every time someone says they oppose Bernie Sanders because of the BernieBros, it should be pointed out that the Birther movement got started by a Hillary Clinton supporter back in 2008. If who you attracts determines who you are as a candidate, we sure as hell had better be consistent on that. As far as…