Get Ser Thomas Friedman working on that right away.

Hype niggit.

@Cutlass12:disqus  Yeah, and then she grew up, changed her name, married into the Tyrell family, and now her granddaughter is about to be Queen so her job is to show up at royal weddings and make wisecracks about the fucked up royal family tree and about how Cersei has definitely gained some weight since last winter.

Yeah, the White Savior subtext of the Daenerys plot arc is starting to reek a bit. So to speak.

I can't wait for Daenerys and Varys to have an eyebrow-off to determine the fate of the Seven Kingdoms.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus There's quite a bit of Shae-tred on the big GoT forums already, probably for reasons related to this. That said, I think she's perfectly justified in being pissed off. She doesn't understand the importance of family and loyalty in Tyrion's world, and so she really…

In Season 2, Melisandre and Stannis had a wonderfully romantic moment staring into a flame together, and he later told Davos that he saw "a battle in the snow." I suspect that Mel has seen this coming for a long time, and the message from Maester Aemon was the indication that shit's about to go down. Notice her…

@avclub-b944505fecb12eeb3d3a515109931c74:disqus Up the Narrow Sea…

I'm sure that GRRM is sharpening his quill pen and eyeing Hodor appraisingly after hearing about how much fan love he's getting. It's almost too much to ask that the gentle giant/Lennie Small character makes it through the whole series alive even as so many others die. It's too perfect.

@avclub-60dd44fc5944d2c8eb5bc7b7b9a3a70d:disqus The scale of this world is somewhat unclear. GRRM initially envisioned Westeros to be about the size of South America, but he's also noted that he's not that great with geography and since Westeros is obviously based on Great Britain, the show universe seems markedly…

[upon seeing the Eyrie for the first time]
Tyrion Lannister: "The Eyrie. They say it's impregnable."
Bronn: "Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes. I'll impregnate the bitch."

WOW, I'd totally forgotten about that song, and I didn't make that connection at all! Good catch, Tim L.