NO! Fine, some short shorts, but please keep the longer ones. They are the only ones I can wear TT.TT. You know what I want? Long baggy shorts for women! You know what, fashion, despite your insistence, not everyone has skinny ass legs and carries their weight on their stomach. You know, it would be nice to…

I actually like wine. Not enough to be a snob, but, you know. I like mid-range wine tbh (which, usually, you can get a decent bottle for £10, and you just look for the ones on sale :D :D). I have been known to drink my 2l of spanish antifreeze before (oh 3 for £6 wine deal, you were so bad for me), but now I prefer…

I don't know, the Germans eat a lot of meat—I'd be worried about what the hell Lichtenstein were eating if they surpassed Germany in meat consumption haha XD I would then move to Lichtenstein.

Considering Texas is bigger than the whole of France, this is not such a surprise. More people=more wine. France is only 1million hectolitres behind you! Pft, that's not proper drinking ;)

Ah! The problem with me and my mum is...I am very extravagant and love attention and big parties. She doesn't see the point in having a birthday party, much less a large wedding, for any reason at all. I already basically have my future wedding planned (not even engaged, I'm a loser but don't care, because everyone…

The Miracle of Life video had exactly the opposite effect on me. Before then I'd found pregnancy pretty cool and interesting. Saw the ultrasound picture of a baby squiggling around—felt pretty sick. Saw childbirth? Vommed in a bin. It was the most disgusting and horrifying thing I have ever seen. And I still…

LOL okay I just got the image of someone trying to shoot a gun with their knee...

I...what?! Okok, I know everyone ages differently and I have seen people doing physical activity well into their later years (seriously some of the skiers in Switzerland and Austria are bad ass), but I am not sure how quickly a 93 year old woman could move. Surely if you absolutely needed to use a gun (I guess a taser…

that is so adorable! My cold, dead heart has been warmed. Also now I want a kid just for the shenanigans such as this XD

I thought she was half white and half POC. Just because of her skin tone and her hair colour. But yeah, she also looks like she could be from Eastern Europe (which yes, is white).

Sirius Black.

some people are so odd. I really dont get this thing of sex being omg so terrible, but violence—meh. I was so confused to find American pie was rated 16/R in tge USA, but hotel Rwanda was pg-13. Really? Watching someone get it on with an apple pie is more distressing than seeing people brutally murdered? Okay then...

What, about soup (if it does not contain cream) being low calorie or not knowing what baked potato soup is? Both? lol

I come from a long line of crafty ladies (both in terms of sneekiness and making pretty shit) and my mum, who sews and makes jewellery and does those amazing cakes that look like they cost a bajillion pounds says pintrest is a lot of idylic crafting wank. Also she tried to make gluten free goodies once, which were…

I think next only recently bought in larger sizes—but now their range goes from a 28 back with cupsizes up to H (I believe) which is awesome. And oh I feel your pain! I grew up in Switzerland and have always been a busty lady. Crying at 14 because the biggest bras you can find are a C cup and your boobs are freakishly…

Oh yeah I like them too...again, too expensive for me though :/ Next is my favourite at the moment: Double pack of 34G bras for £18?! YES PLEASE. And they don't look like grandma bras which is always amazing. Doesn't Bravissimo have a US site? I'm sure that's where my mum used to buy bras from when we lived in…

I like Next and M&S, but Idk if you can get them in the USA (who knows—we now have VS over here *boohiss*). I have some epic sports bras from Shock Absorber I bought on eBay (end of line, but NEW lol—£10 each three of those please! :D). Panache is awesome but expensive TT.TT I feel your pain with the big cup, small…

Little Murphtang would be confused as to why I was not yet a paleontologist living on the moon with a lot of cats and a lucrative Jurassic park esque themepark. She would ask why the hell I had not got on that asap, and why I was wasting my time on boring business adult things. She'd be pretty impressed by my devotion…

I find service *better* where tipping isn't mandatory. I found in the states the service was alright, but not better than other places. In Switzerland and the UK (to some extent), I find the service better, people know if they give very good service they will get a tip. In the US it seems like people expect a tip…

it might help. Apparently its meant to but I have wierd ladybits or something. The hormones just did not agree with me. But my mother in law swears by mirena so I guess maybe it is different (or different for different people!)