captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1
captmurphtang1

To answer the headline: yes. I don't really like sending sexy photos because I hate that I have to look at them (I really don't find myself all that attractive naked and panic, so usually I get my bf to take them of me then he can keep them somewhere haha XD) but sexting I like. Phone sex I dont, but sexting gives you

This, thank you. A load of menus in pubs and fast food places here now have calorie content posted on the side and it makes me freak out every single time -.-;

But st. Patricks day is irish, not Scottish! Same with shamrocks. What?!

Completes? ! No...I meant complaints. Oh christmas eve wine......XD

Oh I agree. My mum's friend and her husband both worked full time, but the school would always call her if her kids had a problem. She actually had a word with them about always expecting her to come out (along the lines of "did you know, my husband also has a mobile? ") and got massive side eye for it.

if I ever get pregnant with the intent of keeping the baby, I will give up alcohol (until the end of pregnancy), tobacco, and drugs (which I don't partake in anyway, really). Cheese and ham and bacon and all the other things? Within reason from reputable sources, everyone else can sod off. If you have completes, I

Part of the problem may be also that mothers tend to be the ones who take time off when their kids are sick, pick them up from school if they are ill/get hurt, etc. Women with kids also tend to work less overtime/be willing to travel as much as fathers are. It is an annoying generalisation, but it is also true. I

I think "staged" says it all? The actresses wouldn't have done it if they didn't feel comfortable, and different people are into different things, and that doesn't necessarily make them bad. Consenting adults getting upto kinky sex is okay in my book.

I never had segregated gym class. After school sports, sure. But gym class? Nope. And I was a lot better than the guys at badminton because I played squash from a young age. We also used to have swimming every once in a while, and guys and girls were pretty much the same, taking an average (some girls and boys were,

I agree. Perhaps it should be within the terms allowed re: abortion (3 months, for example) that the father has to legally declare that he wants nothing to do with the child to prevent him from trying to up and leave past the point where abortion is an option. But I do believe there should be some legal way of doing

This right here is why I would be demanding a c-section before I even conceived if I ever want to get pregnant. Whatever, 3+ months of healing a scar on my stomach is fine, idgaf. Tearing my vagina in twain? Nooooooope.

I thought it was only my family! My mum vacuum's too, but my dad always takes over asap if he's home and tuts about it haha it's adorable and hillarious (and my mum loves it coz she hates vacuuming lol)

My little brother used to have this toy hoover thing that made fake vacuum sounds and he'd run around with it shouting "IM LIKE DADDY!". It was hillarious XD (my dad is obsessed with vacuuming I swear to god...>.>)

Even the people selling the fake bags admit they are fake. I was in Shanghai and got myself a £15 "mullburry" bag (woman originally wanted £80...nooooope) and she said (while we were bargaining) "It's a really good fake!!!!" Lmao XD (also I know I got "ripped off" but meh £15 for an epic bag I'm okay with that)

This!

What a load of wank.

People need to stop with the wank about British teeth (and skin? Ive seen that a few times on jez and I have never heard that before, or particularly noticed it). ALSO...it's a movie...this is akin to me watching friends and saying "oh if that was real there would be a lot more obesity and guns!!!!"

He's the office sandwich guy? We have someone that comes round and gives us sandwiches, and it's billed monthly to whoever is our team's office professional (in my case, I am covered by my bosses office professional, and she also works with another department because we are a tiny part of the business lol). It's kind

I agree with this.

It's a picture of poo. It's not a description of poo. It is actual poo. Fine, it came from a toddler. THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY, INTERNET!