"BLACK CLOTHING" & ACCESSORIES?

The man is black, the clothing is gray...

Looks more like an XBone than a PS4 to me.

How does a Bomb Bird become an Electrified Bomb Bird?

Skyward nipples?

That makes no sense? When did I ever say anything about buttons for you to make that connection.

I guess that these comments really...

Wow... There's hardly anything left of that car, except that cage thing that's specifically designed to be the only thing left of the car...

Sure is lucky he was in that part of the car!

If that's the case, then you'll get much, much, MUCH worse gas mileage with these. There's ZERO inflation in those tires AT ALL!

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It bothers me that it's butt has an angry face...

This is true. Notice how your daughters stopped having sex with your wife?

I was making a joke about Pandora's Box, not comparing features of streaming services.

Carry on.

I wonder when AOL-owned AOL will announce it's closing its doors?

I think Pandora would be more likely to open a box of whoopass on the llama than Spotify...

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take back what you said about Liam…

But who will be responsible for whipping the llamas ass now?

Wearing contact lenses is pretty safe...

I mean, I think it depends on the gadget, and the company... When you buy a Nexus device over a competitor, a big part of that decision is because of what it *will* be... updated faster (or, at all)

I think it'll be on the order of years before we see a significant price drop, so I don't really understand the advantage to waiting...

One of the Kinect's much-touted features is that it can quickly read QR codes, which will theoretically save players a ton of time when it comes to entering download codes and the like. But after trying on two separate Kinects, we couldn't get it to read QR codes off of phones, suggesting that it might only be able to…

I guess while you were reading up on Dan Brown's backlog, I was reading up on the caps lock key and the proper usage of "you're"...