Sarcasm, for the miss!

So, everyone except him and Chris Roberts suck... Context FTW!

Just about the only thing in that video that I would consider an acceptable prank was covering the guy in aluminum cans... that would be epic.

Based on the principle that you run faster when you're being chased, I feel like adding explosives into the mixture is only going to enable you to throw both faster, and farther...

Literally Hitler? Hmmmm...

Ass, Ass, Indeed!

I guess I have a higher opinion of my ability to throw things than you do of yours...

I can think of a whole host of scarier things than throwing a live grenade, the most obvious of which would be having one land near your feet...

You can debate if iOS has any quality games, but you'd have to be completely uninformed or stupid to question their quantity of games...

Call me back when iOS has quality games like Replicant Island and Snesoid...

Yes, because if I had the choice between supporting 2 difference devices or 2 thousand, I'd go with 2 thousand... that's why Android's gaming market is booming while Apple hardly has any games on their iOS mobile platforms.

Yes, but I think the point of the article is that you don't care enough to vote with any of them...

Please stop talking about making people upset. It's upsetting me...

If your name is Howard, then perhaps...

There's no way this could be worse. None.

I approve.

That's what she said... #twss

Eh, do a flexible e-ink paper and you're good to go.

Your mom feels comfy focusing at 7 inches...

You win the internets. All our pipes are belongs to you.