So, your advice is, in order...

22,000 pounds of thrust applied to a 233,400,000 pound boat?

Data says to shut up and stop fighting the future...

Also, Windows has been making full-fledged tablet computers longer than they've been making XBoxes. Do try to keep up.

No you don't...

"Fence wire" has absolutely no place in a redneck tool kit. "Bailin' wire" or GTFO...

Why so many words? Your explanation seems to have a high level of unnecessary inflation...

Approximately 6 billion of those "other people" are more likely to build an Apple product than to purchase one, so don't be a douche.

Not sure, but that photo kinda looks shopped...

Crowdsourced.

I don't know what you mean. At all.

I actually bought a really nice Couch by Monster(TM) from Best Buy, and it's advanced ass-shield cushion technology is the finest in high-definition seating you can buy... I especially like the way their integrated geosphreric conditioning system levels out the natural sin-waves of the earth's rotation to alleviate…

I hear a number of these on a regular basis.

Bill Dance doesn't care what Victor Wooten has to say.

I challenge anyone to listen to this song and not smile...

Flea can only play it backwards...

As energy is neither created nor destroyed, and sound waves are kinetic energy, everything you hear is you hearing the big bang...

Which line is it that tells Toby Keith to shut the hell up?

I wrote a Windows Mobile app once, but just for fun. It was an app that would tell me which of my XBox Live friends were online (I think I was trying to finish the two-player online co-op for one of the COD games at the time, and I needed to know if I had COD friends online). So I never looked into licencing for it.…

Guilty...