I took my cat apart. Putting it back together was far more difficult. There were spare parts left over, and I think I bricked it.

Troll! There's TOTALLY a glass next to that bottle of Vodka...

Exactly how the hell else are you supposed to get your KickStarter any publicity if not spamming your friends and family with it on Facebook?

I own a TV and I hate my cheekbones. Thanks for rubbing it in, Giz... Oh yeah, I'm not a celebrity either. SON OF A ...

OH NO! Wired catered a Father's day magazine cover to fathers? WTF?

This will certainly be the next big hit with the fashionistas at the Capitol...

Because this concept makes it so easy to get into CD cases...

I just tried FixMyDNA dot com, and my DNA is now 100 percent faster!

Only appears glare has been reduce by 50% to me...

:'( Your post had made me realize that I will NEVER OWN A PET...

3000 miles MEANS 3000 miles...

Q: Hey, what time is it?

Some programming languages live because their name is C or Java. Others die because theirs aren't.

"Curves @Curves" reminds me of calculus 4, and thus you've scared and confused me.

You can pretend your Joffrey for free if you just let me punch you in the face repeatedly until you die...

Dexter isn't that unusual of a name, so it doesn't seem strange at all. 50/50 at best (worst? Meh)

I'll make 2 true statements and one fan boy argument. Your job is to figure out which is which.

I was starred, until one day I used all capital letters to bitch about something Giz had done... Apparently they don't like that. I guess I'm blacklisted now, because I'm totally funny all the time. *shrug*

It's OK Dex, you'll get the next one...

If this is what you mean by the market, then yes...