I'll make 2 true statements and one fan boy argument. Your job is to figure out which is which.

I was starred, until one day I used all capital letters to bitch about something Giz had done... Apparently they don't like that. I guess I'm blacklisted now, because I'm totally funny all the time. *shrug*

It's OK Dex, you'll get the next one...

If this is what you mean by the market, then yes...

That doesn't appear to be Wolverine's approval face?

A+++++++++ buyer, super fast payment.

I'm afraid I don't know what "it" you're referring to...

15 minutes shorter than the amount of time until you bleed to death...

So a straight female queen's rainbow is far less colorful than the alternative, eh?

I prefer Pantone Pro G for my Queen...

Nope, can't do it... CAN NOT DO IT.

I'm waiting for them to test the pebble design by skipping a few across a pond. Seems just as relevant as these drop tests...

Yes, nukes are highly effective at protecting your country from terrorists...

Since when does Ron Paul perform in black face?

Dripping water on my forehead is considered torture, but it's perfectly acceptable to squeeze medical marijuana juice into my eye and then prod them with a Klingon pain stick?

The first trillion will literally kill you.

Then you're not disagreeing hard enough...

Billy, I appreciate the info, but I'm already aware of the truth.

She also promised that whoever will fund her research will receive cake. Delicious, moist cake.

It's actually kind of poetic that a Middle Eastern woman figured out how to do something with nothing...