Not sure. Parts seem familiar...

Nope, just being generally satirical...

If it's dark at 11:30, you've either picked the wrong 11:30 or your clock is wrong.

Eh, I've seen this one. And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this one. And this one. And this one.And this…

Perhaps if this is the cause of earth quakes...

Kuwait is #12 in the list of countries from which the US purchases crude oil...

Some people have giant smart looking heads, Giz...

Certainly.

Yes. [knowyourmeme.com]

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Cast shot of the TV series "Enterprise", which was later renamed "Star Trek : Enterprise", which was later canceled.

Dear Kuwait...

Yeah, if you start off just calling something Enterprise, it probably won't do as well as you were hoping...

So, you're saying newer alternatives to existing technology are purchased at a slower rate than the technology they replaced?

I'm sorry, Dr. Thomas, but before we can hire you as a gynecologist, we're going to need to inspect your vagina to make sure you conduct yourself professionally in all matters related to our business...

Helicopter? Amateurs!

That's better than being pulled over with a children's hooker in the car to doing transvestite movies, isn't it?

I was naturally clever, funny, and informative when I got my star, highly critical of something Giz wrote when I lost it, and now I feel like I'm on some sort of black list...

No one who's ever pulled a gun on Captain Mal had any win in them...

I've watched the video of him saying the original video was fake, but it was clearly a bad CGI rendering of him saying it was fake.