But you said I was the future of the Jets....

Not especially.

Afraid so...

Yes...

Depends on if he bought it dinner first ;-)

For reference: Apple's thermal specifications...

$250 is a small price to pay for this advanced level...

...

$250 dollars?

And the other half are frakking toasters...

I actually heard that they used a compound in the ship that causes cancer, then cures cancer, and then causes it again...

Dear professional welding,

I'm pretty sure after falling 8 stories, no one has control over their lower half...

So now you're saying you agree with those awful post office commercials?

If you watch the video backwards, it's about a group of townspeople saving a woman from plunging to her death using a large Smurf wheelchair lasso...

Next thing you know, Apple is selling MP3s of your dictations on iTunes...

Ummmm... why was the wheelchair necessary?

Why yes, I'd like to 1080P my fries!

Apple TV 2012 Review: Can you hear Blu-rays death rattle?

"what McDonald's uses in its menu"