Dear professional welding,

I'm pretty sure after falling 8 stories, no one has control over their lower half...

So now you're saying you agree with those awful post office commercials?

If you watch the video backwards, it's about a group of townspeople saving a woman from plunging to her death using a large Smurf wheelchair lasso...

Next thing you know, Apple is selling MP3s of your dictations on iTunes...

Ummmm... why was the wheelchair necessary?

Why yes, I'd like to 1080P my fries!

Apple TV 2012 Review: Can you hear Blu-rays death rattle?

"what McDonald's uses in its menu"

I prefer the days (ie, now) where I see ads for stuff I was just actually just shopping for rather than penis enlargement, breast augmentation, and no-prescription Viagra pills.

jon.smith-1@college.edu and password1234...

Tested to hold over 300 pounds

You can see the London times changing by watching...

"It's only downhill after a line of that quality."

Someday...

Sounds like Pirate Bay's future...

> It's just a 3D data file.

I wonder if they'll be able to print off a 3D lawyer that will work with all of the different lawsuits they're about to get?

OK Go - Ahead and drink too much before you meet me. I'm cool with it.

But how's it going to help me choose between a 5 and 7 iron?