Tested to hold over 300 pounds

You can see the London times changing by watching...

"It's only downhill after a line of that quality."

Someday...

Sounds like Pirate Bay's future...

> It's just a 3D data file.

I wonder if they'll be able to print off a 3D lawyer that will work with all of the different lawsuits they're about to get?

OK Go - Ahead and drink too much before you meet me. I'm cool with it.

But how's it going to help me choose between a 5 and 7 iron?

I feel like the viral marketing for this should be a redneck duct taping an automatic shower cleaner to a sponge mop...

Shopped!

Which is why I said it does *two* attributes better. Obviously, half as silly.

Anyone else scan over "Purex UltraPacks" several times before they realized it wasn't condoms?

I'm not sure what your point is, so I'm going to assume you didn't have one.

The Playbook can't do email like the iPhone can't do copy and paste...

The offer is expired now, but, here's the link anyway...

This => :-)

But I must live somewhere, Uncle Vernon!

South by Southwest festival? More like South by Southwest convention at that point... There's nothing FESTIVE about this.

Your wife is a racist.